Regal

Regal is the main NPC in Soup, and is expected to be the first one you meet. He's the person that owns all of the Soup game canonically, but his control over land gets nullified if claimed by Lads. He's allergic to trees, which is why there isn't any anywhere besides Lad village or Lad island. Regal serves a primary purpose to help newer players.

Dialog
What do you want?

1. What is Soup?

'Soup is the main currency/item of this game. Drink your Soup item to gain Soup, use Soup to buy items.'

2. Do you own this place?

Maybe.

3. How do I buy items?

Click on them when you have enough soup.

4. How do I get taunts?

'Just like any other item, taunts are spread around the map. Taunts have the appearance of statues.'

5. Bye.

Trivia

 * Obviously, Regal is the first NPC in the game, but only gained dialog long after.


 * Regal was changed to Ronald McDonald™ during April Fools day 2020.
 * In early versions of Soup, Regal could be found sleeping.
 * Since he's allergic to trees, you don't find them anywhere else besides Lad territories, such as Lad village
 * In early versions of Soup, probably once he woke up, his arms were crossed behind his back.